Myron: Hello.
Elizabeth: Hi.
Myron: We're updating our blog.
Elizabeth: Now, as you know, we are superheroes.
Myron: But due to our lack of superpowers, the other superheroes don't really respect us.
Elizabeth: So, instead of working hard and somehow gaining superpowers or inventing crime-fighting inventions like that jerk Batman...
Myron: ...today we're going to post about how much these superheroes suck and how we don't like them at all.
Elizabeth: Yeah. Myron, did you hear what I heard about Superman?
Myron: I certainly have not heard anything involving him cheating on his wife, have you?
Elizabeth: Why, yes. I have.



Myron and Elizabeth: LET US IN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OR WE'LL REVEAL MORE, SUPERMAN!

Myron: Hi, guys! Hi. Elizabeth doesn't know I'm logged on. She says that blogs are for nerds and that I shouldn't be a nerd, but look what I found. It's Elizabeth's blog! Read it! It's hillarious! She's all sad all the time and all weepy! She should be on LiveJournal, not Blogger! Ah-hahahahaha!
Elizabeth: Myron, I'm trying to type what are you - Oh, no.
Myron: What's the matter? What's your mood? What music are you listening to now?
Elizabeth: My hatred for you knows no bounds.
Myron: Ah-hahahahaha!

Elizabeth: Oh, you guys don't know Sheldon? He's cool.
Myron: I have no strong feelings for him one way or the other.
Elixabeth: We decided that we would allow him an appearance in our comic strip. Expect to see him every once in a while (along with our other employee Jen)...
Myron: Who you'll meet next time!
Elizabeth: ...yeah, so... Good job, Sheldon!
Myron: Yeah, don't forget who the real stars are!

Myron: Hey, guys. The links section is finally up. Elizabeth and I have culled the best of the web and stacked it all neatly into seperate piles. From there we looked at our printed out spread sheets which indicated which web sites were selected by both Elizabeth and I, from which we then highlighted the best of the best. These highlighted sheets were sent off to Sage, Rutty, Inc. where they compiled our list into a much more condensed, easy to follow list. After months of sitting on said list we now feel confident that you will appreciate the websites that we enjoy. Please do so. Now.
Elizabeth: Actually, we just picked some sites we liked for you.
Myron: Yeah, if you want to tell the truth...

Elizabeth: Well, the month of May will mark the last time Myron and I will appear in print for a while. Probably.
Myron: Wait. Did you just acknowledge the fact that we're a comic strip?
Elizabeth: Why, yes, I believe I did.
Myron: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Elizabeth: Why? What's wrong with that?
Myron: I'm worried that make our universe implode.
Elizabeth: A valid concern, but I think that perhaps you -
[CONNECTION WITH USER HAS BEEN LOST]

Elizabeth: Hello, everyone. My name is Elizabeth, and I reluctantly read this announcement. After two weeks of service and public adoration, beatniksquad.com is shutting down.
Myron: No we're not.
Elizabeth: April Fools!
Myron: Oh. What a cute joke.
Elizabeth: Cute? You're just jealous I tricked you so badly.
Myron: No. I'm upset because I just got a phone call saying my grandmother died.
Elizabeth: Oh, Myron! I'm so sorry!
Myron: I would be too, if I got tricked as hard as you just did! Woo!
Elizabeth: I just realized that your grandmother has been dead for years. And that this blog entry is insanely unfunny.
Myron: Let's just bail and say we were pranking our readers.
Elizabeth: Good idea.

Myron: Hi, folks. Myron here, and as you may already know, I have announced my plans to run for president of the United States. I have selected my running mate, my good friend George W. Bush (or as I call him, "G.").
Elizabeth: You are not running for president and you do not know Bush.
Myron: Well, if it isn't Little Miss Commie Blogger. Don't you have a Nazi Al Queda meeting to attend?
Elizabeth: You don't have any opinions on any of the issues (and you can't even spell Al Qaeda).
Myron: Oh no? Ladies and gentlemen, as I travel across this great land of ours, there is one message that I have heard loud and clear: stem cell research is no joke.
Elizabeth: And?
Myron: And that's the truth.
[USER ELIZABETH HAS LOGGED OFF.]
Myron: She is such a Federalist.