Myron: Hi, folks. Myron here, and as you may already know, I have announced my plans to run for president of the United States. I have selected my running mate, my good friend George W. Bush (or as I call him, "G.").
Elizabeth: You are not running for president and you do not know Bush.
Myron: Well, if it isn't Little Miss Commie Blogger. Don't you have a Nazi Al Queda meeting to attend?
Elizabeth: You don't have any opinions on any of the issues (and you can't even spell Al Qaeda).
Myron: Oh no? Ladies and gentlemen, as I travel across this great land of ours, there is one message that I have heard loud and clear: stem cell research is no joke.
Elizabeth: And?
Myron: And that's the truth.
[USER ELIZABETH HAS LOGGED OFF.]
Myron: She is such a Federalist.