Elizabeth: Well, the month of May will mark the last time Myron and I will appear in print for a while. Probably.
Myron: Wait. Did you just acknowledge the fact that we're a comic strip?
Elizabeth: Why, yes, I believe I did.
Myron: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Elizabeth: Why? What's wrong with that?
Myron: I'm worried that make our universe implode.
Elizabeth: A valid concern, but I think that perhaps you -
[CONNECTION WITH USER HAS BEEN LOST]

Elizabeth: Hello, everyone. My name is Elizabeth, and I reluctantly read this announcement. After two weeks of service and public adoration, beatniksquad.com is shutting down.
Myron: No we're not.
Elizabeth: April Fools!
Myron: Oh. What a cute joke.
Elizabeth: Cute? You're just jealous I tricked you so badly.
Myron: No. I'm upset because I just got a phone call saying my grandmother died.
Elizabeth: Oh, Myron! I'm so sorry!
Myron: I would be too, if I got tricked as hard as you just did! Woo!
Elizabeth: I just realized that your grandmother has been dead for years. And that this blog entry is insanely unfunny.
Myron: Let's just bail and say we were pranking our readers.
Elizabeth: Good idea.