Saturday, December 4, 2004

Myron: Hello.
Elizabeth: Hi.
Myron: We're updating our blog.
Elizabeth: Now, as you know, we are superheroes.
Myron: But due to our lack of superpowers, the other superheroes don't really respect us.
Elizabeth: So, instead of working hard and somehow gaining superpowers or inventing crime-fighting inventions like that jerk Batman...
Myron: ...today we're going to post about how much these superheroes suck and how we don't like them at all.
Elizabeth: Yeah. Myron, did you hear what I heard about Superman?
Myron: I certainly have not heard anything involving him cheating on his wife, have you?
Elizabeth: Why, yes. I have.



Myron and Elizabeth: LET US IN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE OR WE'LL REVEAL MORE, SUPERMAN!