Myron: Valentine's Day is over. Love is done.
Elizabeth: Yes. And we've been getting a lot of mail regarding the nature of Myron and my relationship.
Myron: As the true Beatnik Squad fans know, this issue was already discussed in our January 2003 strip.
Elizabeth: But for those of you who hate paying attention, you should know that Myron and I are not dating.
Myron: We live together. We fight crime together. We do not kiss.
Elizabeth: We actually don't make physical contact unless it is completely necessary.
Myron: ...
Elizabeth: ...
Myron: I'm sick of this. You finish it.
Elizabeth: I'm going to leave. Goodbye.