Myron: So, currently Elizabeth and I are competeing in a battle of wits over who is more beatniky.

Elizabeth: How is the fact that you and I are fighting any different from any comic strip, animation or blog entry that you and I have ever interacted in.

Myron: I see your point, but this is the first time that there has been a scoreboard involved.

Elizabeth: I withdraw my argument.

A POINT FOR MYRON.

Elizabeth: We don't actually have a literal scoreboard, and I know that you are aware of this.
Myron: Quiet you.

Myron: Hey! It's Friday the 13th!
Elizabeth: Thank you very much for yelling that directly into my ear.
Myron: Must be all that bad luck you have! Remember the time your mirror broke?
Elizabeth: Myron, that was becuase you broke it. Every single one of our blog entries discusses you doing something stupid. Now lets talk about something interesting. Arianna Huffington has a new blog.
Myron: I don't know who that is.
Elizabeth: She is an important person, thusly, it is not surprising that you have never heard of her.
Myron: You're a jerk.
Elizabeth: Must be all that bad luck that you're stuck with me, huh? ;)
Myron: Oh, good Lord! Smiley!
Elizabeth: Happy Friday the 13th everybody.