Myron: Now, I will be the first to admit, being a sidekick isn't all that glamorous. You have to basically do whatever the "main" superhero says, you get cropped out of a lot of newspaper photos, and you frequently have to wear tights with boots.

I would, on the other hand, much rather be a sidekick than a sidekick that believes he is a superhero, which is basically what I was when I was in the Beatnik Squad. (Plus, Triple Threat is much easier on the eyes than Elizabeth...)

So save the glamour for the other guys. I'm perfectly happy picking up dry cleaning and making sure I set the Tivo to record the news for Triple Threat's reel.

Because sometimes? You can see a corner of my sleeve.

Myron: Hey everybody. I just finished updating the Triple Threat blog "Triforum" and thought I would update over here. I've been working as a sidekick of sorts for the past week or so, and it's going pretty well.

We've been fighting a lot of villains lately. There was this one guy who had taken over the City museum. Standard villain thing, right? His name was the DiStiller, and he's a Ben Stiller themed supervillain. I mean, usually when a guy takes over a museum it's so he can steal the world's oldest clock because he's a clock themed villain. This jerk broke into the place just as a marketing tie-in for A Night in the Museum. Triple Threat said it was pretty much the worst villain she's ever beat up. I said that I bet she would hate to "meet the parents" of that guy.

And how we did laugh. Things are great.

Myron: So, the site has been redesigned.
Elizabeth: The new site is simpler. I like it.
Myron: I think it looks pretty good. I partic- What?
Elizabeth: As you know Myron moved out, so we are currently blogging by satellite. This results in a slight delay as we try to- I was just saying-
Myron: Yeah, I like it too. I like that-
Elizabeth: Right. I know.
Myron: And I'm not going to move back, either! I'm free now, and I- What?
Elizabeth: You already. You already said that.
Myron: What?
Elizabeth: Hang on- I'm-what?