Myron: Now, I will be the first to admit, being a sidekick isn't all that glamorous. You have to basically do whatever the "main" superhero says, you get cropped out of a lot of newspaper photos, and you frequently have to wear tights with boots.

I would, on the other hand, much rather be a sidekick than a sidekick that believes he is a superhero, which is basically what I was when I was in the Beatnik Squad. (Plus, Triple Threat is much easier on the eyes than Elizabeth...)

So save the glamour for the other guys. I'm perfectly happy picking up dry cleaning and making sure I set the Tivo to record the news for Triple Threat's reel.

Because sometimes? You can see a corner of my sleeve.