Elizabeth: Hello, everyone. My name is Elizabeth, and I reluctantly read this announcement. After two weeks of service and public adoration, beatniksquad.com is shutting down.
Myron: No we're not.
Elizabeth: April Fools!
Myron: Oh. What a cute joke.
Elizabeth: Cute? You're just jealous I tricked you so badly.
Myron: No. I'm upset because I just got a phone call saying my grandmother died.
Elizabeth: Oh, Myron! I'm so sorry!
Myron: I would be too, if I got tricked as hard as you just did! Woo!
Elizabeth: I just realized that your grandmother has been dead for years. And that this blog entry is insanely unfunny.
Myron: Let's just bail and say we were pranking our readers.
Elizabeth: Good idea.